April 5, 2013
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“Dreams like a podcast,
Downloading truth in my ears.
They tell me cool stuff.”Sadly, I am not the one who came up with that haiku.
So. If other guy insists on continually acknowledging me at the gym instead of ignoring me like I’d prefer, I’m going to snub him. It’s easier to just not make eye contact, but he has progressed to walking by me and calling my name. So, I have decided. I’m not going to wave and smile back. I’m going to be curt. And terse. And frown. I’m not okay with this I’m-not-the-bad-guy-as-I-still-talk-to-you-like-a-friend crap that he only does to ease his own guilt. Stop it. I’m mean.
My theory is that if he thinks I am angry with him, it’ll probably bother him because he obviously cares enough to try to be friendly. Maybe by ignoring him, it’ll make everything go away.
Or maybe not.
Either way, I hope that my plan will eventually stop him from talking to me.
Now that I’ve spoken with the adorable boy, I don’t even want to think about other guy. On Monday, I wonder if he’ll talk to me.
I hope he talks to me.
And so begins my Friday afternoon pining. Welcome.
